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jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007
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Jetted

Another term for high. In the state of mind that you feel as if you are flying when you are on some other shit. Usually called booted, high or common term faded .
Me: Yeo are you good?
You: Nah bro I'm jetted out my mind.

or

Me: How yu feeling?
You: Yeo im feelin like im air I'm f***** jetted .
by Kevin Locks June 27, 2010
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jett

dude with a lesbian haircut looks like ellen
by ibemean April 1, 2019
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Cool your jets

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D
by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013
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jetta

A popular (best-selling european car in america, y0!) Volkswagen product in a state of controversial evolution. At one time the 'family rabbit' with wicked Fox-inspired shoebox styling and less weight than a new Mini was blessed with about the most crisp and awesome handling to ever grace an economy car - in the early '80s, that is. (Try an '84 GLI, it's impossible not to like. Unless the car has 275k miles on it on an un-rebuilt engine and massive rust perforation. I still liked it.) The Jetta continued this fruitful path into the early '90s, gaining slight weight but also better features, more displacement and of course the option of the 16V engine.

Beginning in the '90s, this once-deadly car began to reek of yuppiedom... soon sports supsensions and trim levels weren't exactly (115hp... GT package, my ass) that and faux-luxury gimmicks like mandatory central locking/alarms, road-dulling power steering and Trek/K2 accessory packs. The storm clouds culminated to produce the A4 edition in 1999, with chromed knobs, beautiful interior trim and heated seats diverting might-be true enthusiasts from the car's amazingly potbellied 3000 lb. weight and chronic nose-heaviness resulting from VW's need to put bigger and bigger engines in the front of their blimpier cars. The Jetta now inhabits a land where the throttle no longer operates linearly, body roll is king and automatic transmissions are the norm. Contrary to the thoughts of many, VW sold their soul not with the death of the Super Beetle and abandonment of the air-cooled engine, but with the aspiration of acceptance in yuppiedom.

But hey, at least Jetta drivers don't cut me off as often as BMW drivers, eh? :)
Honey, I'm going to take our new Jetta to Starbucks to try the new flavor of vanilla-chai frappucino, OK?
by hondamatic March 2, 2004
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Jethammered

The feeling of drunkeness when severely jetlagged
Dude, I've just done an 11 hour flight and I'm off to get jethammered
by Kenzo79 January 28, 2009
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jetlage

A severe case of lage, often associated with long flights.
Oh man, I just got in from LAX, let's chill later, I've got jetlage.
by jerryday August 31, 2010
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