Molie Jean

She's a hoe. A depressed one . Don't grow up to be a crack head kids!

"Oh no you guys heard about Molie jean having a body count of the whole football team!? Wow"

by Ou ya ya bitch back up off me October 17, 2019

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

Jeans

The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.

Coffee: jeans is annoying
Baba booey: HOW DARE YOU JEANS IS AMAZING

by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021

Jean-Pierre

Jean-Pierre! The absolute epitome of a man, perfect in every way...don't be fooled, he's aware of his undying charm on women, he's tall, sexy, every thing a lady would seek in a partner, he covers both the physical aspect and the emotional aspects and would go to the end of the world to see his partner satisfied.

Hey Jean-Pierre looked absolutely edible today, would've eaten him up if I were brave enough to walk over to him.

by Youraveragelonelyperson! August 26, 2022

ghost jeans

invisible jeans aka butt ass naked

“i was with this girl last night all she had on was ghost jeans

by jayisterrible July 13, 2020

Jean week

Jean week is we're everyone who has jean from genshin impact must build jean

Jean week is the best

by Tedd bear September 24, 2022

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025