January 10

On Mickey Mouse day you have to wear something with Mickey Mouse on it

Person#1:Hey tomorrow is January 10!
Person#2: so?
Person #1 so you have to wear something with Mikey mouse on it!

by Booooooooooji November 11, 2019

January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

January 8th

National "kiss your best friends day"
Make sure you kiss all your friends, lips if you're brave, and cheek if you're a chicken. Have fun, you might uncover a secret ;)

Girl 1: *kisses Girl 2*

Girl 2: Wtf?!

Girl 1: *shows this page* it's January 8th!

"I'm gonna go kiss Ava, it's January 8th"

by Frostythesnowmansdick December 28, 2019

January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.

by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂

January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

January 7th 2019

Hug and kiss day

Hey baby it’s January 7th 2019 that means we have to hug and kiss

by Megalodon23 January 6, 2020

January

change your diapers
sit up straight
eat your food
don't be late

say something nice
like from the heart
hug your kids
brand new start

love your woman
coz she loves you
she's getting ready
and you can, too

she's getting ready
and you can, too

he's getting ready
and i should, too

January 2020

by Krkič January 8, 2020