Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob

Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”

by not johnson February 19, 2020

Jake paul

An American dickhead who scams kids to get their money and teach them nothing

"why did you kill your son?"
"he subscribed to jake Paul's shit learning thing"

by OnionGib February 28, 2020

Jake Paul

A cunt who is a piece of shit

Jake Paul is a bitch

by Bootybitchhoefuckfock March 6, 2020

jakegay

Jake aka mozzie likes to use his shit as a dildo a felcal philiac i supose. Jake likes shrek titties and penus puss. He likes eating puss out of the pee nus and dont like bob and vagknee. he like old men pepe. He smells the heat off the back of his laptop.jake eats earwax and toes grease. He likes kinky indian men stuff

dam jake is such a jakegay fagoott

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 15, 2020

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is one of the REAREST forms of a pussy.

Jake Paul:Hey
Guy 1:Bro do you see that?!
Guy 2:Wow.When did pusses talk?2020 is strange

by Don' use your real name. April 7, 2020

jaehyun eboy agenda gc

a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.

gc full of clowns.

jaehyun eboy agenda gc:

a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"

m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"

r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"

na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"

everyone: "jaehyun sexc"

by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020

jaehyungparkian

Jae and Brian (aka. The Best Ship Ever )

Jae named his ship with Brian, or Young K, himself back on September 24th, 2015.

According to Jae, Jaehyungparkian is a “well thought-out, well formulated name” which takes three parts of Jae’s name and “ian” from Brian’s name, and represents their “chemical formulation of perfection”.

Jae: “Jaehyungparkian is fake!?????” LMAO

Brian: “No what is JK? It’s Jaehyungparkian.”

by jhpn_trash April 11, 2020