Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

by BanterBean April 18, 2017

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

by zacherzach November 6, 2016

Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

by TuckerSW November 6, 2010

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009