Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

Internet Klingon by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

Internet self-retardation 

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

Internet self-retardation by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

internetology

The study of the internet running late into the night and usually focused around porn sites.

Man i'm never gonna get laid im going home to study internetology.

internetology by skel'elm March 9, 2009

internet 

A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.

"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."

"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"

"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"

internet by BallsAss July 2, 2009

Internetarian 

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

Internetarian by indigodeer May 5, 2013

internet christian 

An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;

They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.

They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.

They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.

Butters worth is an "internet Christian" with self righteous proclivities.

internet christian by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013

internet microcelebrity 

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

internet microcelebrity by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021