country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

country slab

Good;great;amazing;outta this world straight beating da bottom out da pussy, southern backwoods dick. Originated in the south-east Colerain,North Carolina. (Da Bottom)

Since I put dat country slab on lil shawdy she ain't been rite every since.
You need sum of dis country slab in yo life

by Onie252(356) May 20, 2016

Country hello

When your s/o doesnt realize you have a lip in and gives you a kiss. Resulting in an exchange of fluids

When your s/o grabs the Pepsi bottle in your car and takes a swig not realizing it's your spitter

Ex. I cant even drink around him without getting the old country hello

by Jpardee1 May 25, 2019

Country Tok

Any combination of singing country songs, wearing cowboy hats, talking or chatting with attractive ladies on a LIVE STREAM.

Damn, that guy has all the southern bells in his live, it's like it's "Country Tok"

by anonymous October 20, 2022

Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017