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Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.
Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!
by NotHchom May 30, 2025
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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
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Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
by facewrinkles March 31, 2019
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Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.
by crackamodo December 26, 2021
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italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red
My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes
by italian~ice March 1, 2023
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