blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

by Madcizow February 4, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

denim hippy

People who don’t wash their jeans for various reasons, especially because their denim is raw

That dirty denim hippy Mazzy really spells bad, they should wash their jeans.

by travision December 17, 2024

Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

Hippie Maaz

A crazy person who wants to dye his/her hair.
Usually hippie trash.

Person 1: Damn, I really want to dye my hair blue.
Person 2: Man, don't be a Hippie Maaz.

by bloxxor123 May 22, 2016