Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
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NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
Tom: How was the blowout last night Peter?
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.
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Please forgive me, dearest.
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