5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

Antiglaze (Anti-Glaze)

Noun: The act of talking bad about something strongly, just because you don't like it (the opposite of glaze)

Verb: talk bad about something strongly just because you don't like it

Antiglaze (Anti-glaze)
The way you insulted me was just antiglaze.
I love to antiglaze people when they annoy me.

by Nickstrogo January 7, 2026

If she vapes…she gapes

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.

Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes

by J Himpty August 28, 2022

Slops, Gaper, Brizzers

Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked.

Milly Wet - “Yeah I won a game of Slops, Gaper, Brizzers .”
Maximillian Myall- “ What’s that?”
Milly Wet - “ Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked. “

Maximillian Myall - “ Oh shoot with what action? “
Milly Wet -“ Gaper of course, wish it could have been brizzers though”
Maximillian Myall - “Who against?”

Milly Wet - “ The Charlotte Peak”

by Rim King Ry November 6, 2025