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German is the most amazing guy :) He doesnt care about what other people think of him. He is the opposite of my trash ex. Hes sweet to the people he cares about but risk taking and wont open up to the people he doesnt know (me a couple weeks ago :( ) Every friday is an amazing experience where you want to be helddd
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by sssurbanpage June 11, 2019
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Germán

Being so gay it hurts.
Greg: You are such a Germán!
Paul: Am Not!
Greg: Yeah you are I saw you looking at John’s ass!
by HeyBroIAmNotGermán June 28, 2019
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German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
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German Power Line

The act of doing anal whilst inserting an electrical cord into your partner's ass therefore electrocuting her, and at the same time the male partner does the Nazi salute and screams "Elektrizität".
Dude, I totally german power line'dthis chick last night
by Kool_AidMan March 11, 2020
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Germany and Austrian relationship

Exists
Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020
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Germany

A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.
Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!

Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.

Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
by Rosobola February 17, 2021
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germanjet

a cheap verison of lemonde. rubbish and cheap! no ifes included
germanjet is such a cheap airline!
by P_ikachooSonThe1st March 4, 2021
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