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Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise
by Master Jew May 15, 2022
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Fred: Why do you do all of this risky shit

Phil: I’m just grabbing a boob by the nutsack, that’s living life my friend
by AssReLicker July 30, 2021
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National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).
by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018
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grab a handful

Generally referring to wide open throttle while operating an ATV, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, or any other twist or squeeze throttle operation on motorized vehicles.
"I was coming up to this real steep hill on my snowmobile and it had a massive drift on top so I had to Grab a handful and hung on!
by Karlos69 March 17, 2017
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Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Grab Ass Day

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day
by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020
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Grab ass Day!

This is the Day when you are allowed to grab a persons ass Andy blame that it is grab ass day
So you go to a girl you want to grab ass on and then you just do it because it is grab ass day!
by Thanks me later October 2, 2019
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