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Mud Duck

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.
by Matty October 29, 2003
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Duck Punch

To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.

To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.
If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.
by AtotheCtotheE September 14, 2009
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Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.
We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.
by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009
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duck butter

Substance that results from the mixing of semen and vaginal fluids that rolls down the nut sack and grundle after unprotected sex. Once mixed, if left unattended, a sticky residue will result on the nut sack and grundle with a profound citrus like smell.
Fuck man, wash up after gettin some I can smell your duck butter from over here.
by MikeAllen September 1, 2004
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Decoy duck

A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.
Don't worry mate, it's in the bag, we've got our decoy duck
by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010
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duck shot

meaning mostly like "distant shots". mostly game related. it greatly deals with kills by snipes and from a distance. of course this is related to the word "sniped" considering it means the same thing. just a different funnier more "i pwnd you" way of saying it. more like saying in an offensive way that you were "a sitting duck".
me: "ah dude you know that like so awesome!"

you: "what do you mean?"

me: "well i got most kills and they were all duck shots!"

you: "¬¬... w/e"
by catinthehat1234 November 27, 2007
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Dirty ducks

An offensive term for the gap in between ones toe which can commonly resemble an anus when viewed in the right light.
Get your dirty ducks out
by Monstermunchmuncher September 26, 2008
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