Mixed Berry Disease

Where a woman gets a yeast infection 10x, witch causes the vagina to turn dark purple and blue

You have mixed berry disease!

by Etho Bot January 28, 2018

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

D's Disease

When u don't got enough captain d's

Oh man I got D's Disease.

by pickenscountyrock1853 August 8, 2018

The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.

Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?

by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 9, 2019