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Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.
Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.
by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024
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melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"
by Codfish4 January 10, 2025
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Societal Sensitivity Disorder

A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.

The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.
Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.

Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder
by Robert Wingate Kinte January 11, 2022
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Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
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NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
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CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.
CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.
by Tayden XD August 21, 2024
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