Multi-personality disorder

Its a mental disorder that effects the way youself and or other people. You may have this, if tou struggle with change in personality every few weeks,Little to no sleep or activity,Being on a electronic more than usual,Feeling disconnected, Feeling more or less yourself,Trying to cope using unhealthy ways.

Get checked out for Multi-Personality Disorder.

by MentalHealthDepartment November 11, 2022

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Disord

The thing I do to Mars

I'll disord you

by Ugatok November 17, 2022

Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

Social Communication Disorder

Social Communication Disorder (SCD) is a disorder where one struggles in social situations and activities, such as making friends, sometimes one may misread social cues, struggle trying to contribute to conversations, or lack eye contact and misread body language, SCD is closely linked to autism, but it is not autism.

John has Social Communication Disorder. He struggles making friends.

by RomanticBlanket November 28, 2022

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.

person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!

by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022