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kebab disease

When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey
by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019
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milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease
by milk disease February 7, 2020
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fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.
i think im catching the fimrite disease.
by s3333333 November 24, 2021
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4chan disease

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease
by Cheese Pepperoni March 1, 2023
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mad cow disease

what guys have when they don't want to or aren't willing to get rid of their ex girlfriends after already moving on to a new one.
that guy has some serious mad cow disease
by xxxYOLIxxx July 9, 2007
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Chronic Caps Lock disease

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.
NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.
by im harry potter. November 16, 2011
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Ong's Disease

Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.

Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.

Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
by fern1515 December 17, 2012
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