by Dodeki April 04, 2020
by Enterich April 22, 2020
When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 12, 2023
When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.
“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”
Or
“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”
Or
“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”
by Framer May 27, 2018
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021
Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
by ultralamefest November 08, 2017