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Chronic Bongchitis

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020
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Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia
by TRISH=TRASH July 22, 2020
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Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
by User010 September 18, 2020
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Chornelia

Chornelia is a bone in your dad's lower jaw (mandible) it is very sensitive and will only be found in your dad's jaw and no one else's. Pronounced Cor-ne-lia.
(online beef)
want me to spin your dad's chornelia?
by Eatdapussy445 September 20, 2020
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Chronautic

A potentially nice person or a potential cuck

(Your choice)
Damn that was chronautic
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Choned

I choned a fry
by Cloudeater23 October 31, 2020
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Chromebook

The quintessential School Computer of the 10s & 20s Decades.
by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 12, 2020
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