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Christian Rock

Good quality music to all those who think that All Chrstian music is dumb: Name, And listen to , every single Christian musician. Go Go Go Go Go!
Christian Rock is just as good except without the pointless lyrics
by SSV December 30, 2004
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Christian Warrior

A Christian, often under 25, who holds an almost monk-like dedication to a strict gospel and New Testament based lifestyle, with an emphasis on non-forceful Evangelisim. The mark of a Christian Warrior is a literal death before dishonor attitude to faith, and an open anger at church corruption. Warriors often are active in youth outreach/ministry and community orgnization, and often attend Christian-themed events. Many are also members of Christian groups such as the Silver Ring Thing. Christian Warrior culture also has some Rastafarian/urban culture influences, but those have lessened somewhat as the movement aged. The term Christian Warrior orJah Warrior, is believed to have been coined by the band P.O.D., on the album "the Fundamental Elements of Southtown."
"A Christian Warrior is often a P.O.D. fan."
"Represent, my fellow warriors!"
"I'll die before I deny Christ"
by the_Informer May 8, 2008
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christian

Someone that doesn't get Velvet Underground, George Carlin, or why they need to be worshipping me
Don't worry, folks, christians can be converted
by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008
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Christiaan

A disorder for people who swim too much. A true story, somewhere in Cape Town, South Africa where a person with the disorder suddenly produced gills at his neck and fins at his back though no organs were affected.
Possible symptoms of the disorder (Officially)
1. Has a "van" in his/her name
2. Prone to injuring her/him self whenever the person swims
3. Addicted to swimming too much, similar when a person has an orgasm.

Though not stated in the news, the worst case of the Christiaan Disorder was by an unfortunate swimmer, Christiaan van Zyl.
by NameTaker March 31, 2008
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Christian Atheist

Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.
So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?
by Fearman November 25, 2007
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Christian

A believer of the Christian faith and that Jesus is the savior.

Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word Muslim. Also they are sometimes hypocritical.

They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.
Christian 1 - "I hate Muslims"
Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong."
Christian 1 - "Agreed."
by SuperKNaanMan July 8, 2011
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Dirty Christian

The act of taking scissors and cutting the balls in two ❤️
He’s so kinky he pulled a dirty Christian so I screamed and ran
by Shmile🤪 August 22, 2019
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