chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003

chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

massive chode

The biggest creeper in PB, who alternates between whacking off to porn all day and lobbing personal assaults at his friends and any female friends that they may bring around.

LD Plasner is a massive chode

by Rick Smith April 25, 2005

Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

by chode boiler May 1, 2010

chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily

Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer

by woodie December 26, 2006

Chode Nazi

One who wheels and deals the chode, chode mcmuffin, chode butter, or any other type of chode good. They know all the chodes in the said area. They are the one who will say "No chode for you" if they don't think you deserve your desired chode.

The soup nazi from seinfeld, only with chodes, thus that person is known as the Chode Nazi.

by Veloxnatator July 30, 2008

chode man

A person who is very fat and very short. aka: a human chode.

Hey look! It's a chode man!

by ericccccc November 11, 2006