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Charleston Chocolate Banana

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009
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sexual chocolate

A term defined during the 60s and 70s used to describe gay, black men.
Sexual chocolate over there visits the gay clubs weekly.
by Jakz September 1, 2004
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Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013
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chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.
by Budd Licker October 25, 2007
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Chocolate Whisper

When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.
Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
by xero347 February 1, 2009
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Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.
by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009
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