crack ass 

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

crack ass by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

crack corn 

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

crack corn by LizzayJay March 28, 2009

Crack-coon 

A person born from one white parent and one black parent.
a.k.a. cracker + coon = Crack-coon

Person A: January 20th 2009 was a historic day, the first black president was sworn into office!
Person B: Don't cha know his mama is white, fool!
Person A: Oh so we got a Crack-coon for a president.

Crack-coon by Black Nanther Lysie January 20, 2009

crack bastard 

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

crack bastard by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005

Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.

Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.

Crack War by Julie S!! June 11, 2005

crack crack 

A term used to reserve one's seat while visiting the restroom, dancefloor or bar. Short for "Crack Crack Seat Back"

Fo' shizzle, I godda piss! crack crack.

crack crack by LloydG September 6, 2008

Crack Biscuits 

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.

Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.

Crack Biscuits by English Man In...Well, London January 6, 2009