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amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007
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Chainin it

To follow another car through a yellow or red traffic light.

To continue going through a stop sign behind someone else in a chain like fashion
"Man you gotta chain dat shit!"

"The cops can't get you if you chain it!"

"Man I was chainin it the other day and they guy behind me got T-boned."
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chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.
Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!
by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007
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Chain Booting

The act of sniffing poppers (Amyl Nitrate - a drug favoured among the Gayers) from the shoe of a child's toy, e.g. Barbie, in a group, whereby the shoe is passed from Chain Booter to Chain Booter. Not to be confused with Arse Booting, which is a practice favoured among the Gayers. Also known as "getting on the shoe train". This act is in no way at all gay!
"Fancy coming round tonight for a few beers and a bit of Chain Booting?"
by I Am Mumbles May 16, 2008
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chair jockey

Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.
Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.
by flowplow March 5, 2009
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Chainlinking

When I walked into my boyfriends apartment he was chainlinking with his fraternity bros
by husbandpleaser June 9, 2009
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Chained

When you are your 13 year old girlfriend are hookinup and y'all start getting to frisky so your braces get stuck together
I was hookinup with Sally and we got chained
by Backseat Flat Stanleys January 31, 2017
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