Cake Void 

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

Cake Void by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

Cake Zone 

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

Cake Zone by Snowman92 March 24, 2011

Cake paralysis 

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

Cake paralysis by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Cake money 

Doing something that is just way to easy.

Modern day replacement for easy as pie

Yo making my girlfriend and her friend polish sisters was cake money

Cake money by joeybagodoughnuts October 30, 2016

cake wake 

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

cake wake by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

Caesars 

The months of July and august because the month of July was named for Julius Caesar and the month of August was named for Augustus Caesar.

The caesars are going to be really hot this year.

Caesars by Defus August 7, 2019

Cake With Peaches 

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

Cake With Peaches by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019