Brian

loml, the one I'm going to marry someday

A: Do you know Brian?

B: Oh yeah, he's the one I'm going to marry someday.

by Gipfeldreieck 2367 January 11, 2025

Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

Brian Beasock

Where you are a skinny ass bitch boy and think you all that

Wow dude, that guy seems so tough! nah man, he’s just a Brian Beasock

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

brian teague

a fried chicken watermelon loving monkey

you are a brian teague

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.

“ count from 1-5”
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”

by Jakek09 August 24, 2025

Brian

A black brown skin nigga who is retarded and has a big dick and is freaky and loves sex and is probably aromantic. He is also best friends with sum sexy nigga named "Curtis".

Brian is so retarded

Brian is a sexy ass nigga

Ts so briretarded

Brian is Brian

Brian x Curtis

by Limited_breaker August 29, 2025

Brian

If someone is chatting excessively about another person, in jealousy, admiration, hatred, etc. You would call them a Brian…

Somebody is excessively praising Marlon you would say “Pattern up you fuckin Brian g”

by Shervz September 8, 2025