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Australian Bottom fragger 

An Australian Bottom fragger is a person that is good at a video game but you hate him.

The word is combined from the word bottom fragger, which means a player at the bottom of the score board, but looking it from Australia he is actually top fragging.
This guy headshoted me for the 69th time and hes top fragging. What an Australian Bottom fragger!
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Turkey Bottom 

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
Turkey Bottom by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022

Rock-Bottom Collectable 

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
Rock-Bottom Collectable by Phlavor January 12, 2023

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”
That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.
"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

cherry on the bottom situation 

A situation where you know there's something different/wrong but can't place why until afterwards. It can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
Bob: "Why didn't anyone come over for my birthday, Dave?"
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."

Ben Stein Bottom 

When you are sleeping with someone and they won't try any position but missionary, while making no effort and just laying there in silence. Very boring sex, like that if you were to bang Ben Stein the Clear Eyes guy...
My date was hot, but man, were they a Ben Stein Bottom!