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botley bag lady

The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor

You are a saint
Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin
by DOTZZZ June 20, 2019
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time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.
Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
by Jay March 19, 2004
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Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.
Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.
by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010
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Dirty milk bottle

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.
"Hey Jack what are we having tonight." "Some dirty milk bottles."
by Fuckleo September 29, 2014
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Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg

Some of hottest producers from around the globe use this time-honored form of deceit by taking nostalgic or classic techno hits and remixing the dog piss out of them, in an attempt to transform the original into some New Age Top 40's EDM piece of mastery, that may sound familiar, but your not quite sure as to why. Regular Legos don't work with Lego's K'Nex, so stop it!

Many famous artists have done exactly this, some of the most famous being:

Example #1: Pharell/Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines VS. Marvin Gaye - Got to Give it Up
Example #2: House of Pain - Jump Around VS. Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain
Example #3: Pitbull - Culo - VS. Nina Sky - Move ya body
Jim: Bro this Festy is the best, your totally missing out on the action!
Bob: Really? any chicky babes showing off the twins?
Jim: Some threw bras at the end of Splewguetta's set. Cause he mixed Castles in the Sky into bangin Trap.
Bob: What?!? Jim, please do me a favor when you get home, OK?
Jim: Sure Bob anything, whats up?
Bob: Please delete my phone number and lose me as a friend.
Jim: What? What did I do?
Bob: You haven't learned a thing! You've called me 5 times in the last 6 hours. I've filled your head with common sense knowledge, and you still think your being embellished by unsurpassed super stars.
Jim: Shit, it's the drugs man, damn it, all I know is that DJ Splewguetta is about to play again and I can't wait to hear his night time set, he's a God, and I'm totally peakin right now!
Bob: Stay with me now, OK Jim. The reason Splewguetta is able to make that large of a transition, isn't because he's talented. In fact all the manipulation is done in pre-production. All the classic songs your hearing get put into a computer and edited. Dubs become Rubs then become Re-Rubs, and Remixes become Refixes, then released as a Bootleg to the world without tribute to the original artists. We call this a Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg. This is what many Faux DJ's have done to jump ahead in the Biz. Some Faux DJ's have so much money that they will pay another Faux DJ to produce tracks for them, better known as a Ghost Producer, aka the old bait and switch.
by DJ Max Portland August 10, 2017
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Hit the schmoney bottle

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard
by HotDick53 August 5, 2019
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bootle

the best friend anyone could ask for, the one who is willing to randomly throw milk at lunch, sneak out of the house just because, run across to the movies when we are allowed to be there, and so much more. she has saved my life and showed me reasons to live the easiest person to love.
wow she is almost as great as bootle(but not even close).
by em February 10, 2004
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