Jacob Black

1) In my humble opinion a well-developed character from the Twilight series, though it's still unknown why he loves Bella so much since she treats him like crap. He's decent until he loses his balls in New Moon, but even then he's tolerable until Eclpise when Stephanie Meyers makes him an almost rapist. She almost sitcks him with Leah. After seeing that that relationship is healthy though, she makes him imprint on a baby and then have sex with a seven year old Renesmee, making him a certified pedophile. He's also not a warewolf but merely a shapeshifter since his transformations are controllable.

2) See victims of charcater assination

Just when I thought that there was a relationship worth rooting for, Jacob Black dumps Leah for...a baby? EW! Talk about character assasination!

by Schlecht December 2, 2009

black book

graffiti book used for sketching. Normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper.

there are loads of dope pieces in my black book.

by Spliffing June 28, 2005

Rebecca Black

The artist of the single worst song to be produced, Friday, which includes explaining the sequence of the days of the week, as well as thirteen year olds driving a convertible as if they have anywhere to go in it.

I'd bone Rebecca Black just on principle of her being the worst artist ever to produce a song.

by ceb11 April 2, 2011

black cats

an illegial firework
and in an Hollywood Undead song called Scene kids for dummies
they say
"I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP BAP BAP hahaha!"

"I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP BAP BAP hahaha!"

by Valagin April 19, 2006

Big Black

Influential Punk Rock/Noise Rock band from Evanston, Il (a small city/community bordering Chicago to the North). Lasted from 1981-1987, released the two albums "Atomizer" and "Songs about Fucking". Often considered fathers of Industrial Rock. Noted for featuring Steve Albini.

Big Black are the 2nd best band from Chicago, losing the top spot only to Ministry.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 18, 2011

sirius black

Sirius Black was the only thing that made me read harry potter after book 3. He is sensitive, funny, rash but he just fits in. he is the best character yet..when he died in book 5 i balled my eyes out for the next week. i hope, even though it is unlikely, J.K. Rowling reads this and brings sirius back! he was just so great, and call me a sook, but it was great those years harry had a godfather.
R.I.P Sirius Black as he will be so sorely missed by many people I think J.K. Rowling has done a very, very, very stupid thing

Sirius black: Kreacher what are you doing?

Kreacher: Cleaning Sir!

Sirius black: you havent cleaned in years! the black house is getting blacker by the day!!

by Robyn-Siriuses No1 fan May 28, 2006

black time

A phrase used when someone is late for work or being lazy at work.

White people say things like fashionably late etc.

A black person would say they were on black time

by shay_whitay March 14, 2004