Birthday

The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.

A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?

A : Because you're 1 year older now

B : aka one year closer to death

A : ...

B : leave

A : okay

by BreadyBread April 12, 2022

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The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends

ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

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the day you celebrate being 1 year closer to death.

"Happy Birthday! you're one year closer to your death!"

by idk what I'm doing here- October 14, 2022

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An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

by MemerMemers October 16, 2022

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