Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day
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Get the Birthday mug.This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!
by TEEGUY August 19, 2024
Get the 16th birthday mug.the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.
the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"
intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."
in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.
to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.
much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."
in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.
to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.
much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
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Get the Colorado Birthday mug.The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
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