Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.

Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.

by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009

leather balls

a scrotum of thick skin so dense that its as tough as leather

if ben stiller's character in 'theres something about mary' had leather balls, he would have felt no pain upon zipping up his pants.

by epmd July 30, 2003

rocks balls

used to illustrate that an object or idea is satisfying to the senses or emotions

John: Do you like my jacket?

Katrin: Yeah, it rocks balls.

by NATASATAN March 9, 2006

lick lick lick my balls

from rick and morty.

LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME

by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

B.B. balls

Balls of tragically small stature; very tiny testicles.

I saw a man in the locker room with some B.B. balls.

"I'm sorry Mr.Johnson, your son has B.B. balls."

by Jacktard June 14, 2006