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Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023
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whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign
girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right now I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.
I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.
by JonTro April 28, 2021
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Prime Being

(n.) A variant of a human that lives in another universe, one that is much more advanced than our lowly and discriminatory society. This leads to all Prime Beings being much more polite than humans. They also have ten "Leading Roles", who have special powers that keep their planet, Haria, in check.

The ten Leading Roles are Light, Wonder, Peace, Love, Inclusion, Acceptance, Joy, Loyalty, Wisdom, and Patience. Ten new Leading Roles are chosen every year.
Person 1: Have you heard the rumors?
Person 2: What rumors?
Person 1: Ara is suspected to be a Prime Being.
Person 2: OMG!
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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BeJrooOOMUN BEING

THE Culture AND PEOPLE'S of THE SUPREME BeJrooOOMUN BeiNG NAME GUMIGHTYBEJIS AND GomightyBjis lormightybjis JaMIGHTYBJIS jamightybejis OF LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. BEING jroooomun IS BEING HUMAN. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED ALL BeJrooOOMUN BeiNG's OF ALL ARTATION'S OF THE UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ December 20, 2020
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Being a 0 or a 1

Ok being a 0 means being a bottom and being a 1 means being a top. You can also be a 0.5 which means your a verse / switch. This originates from Chinese slange.
For example:

tony is a 0 which means he is a bottom
Stephan is a 1 which means he is a top
Michael is a 0.5 with means he is a verse / switch
Being a 0 or a 1 is up to personal preference.
by Arycot May 19, 2025
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Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
by dmanham123 March 13, 2014
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