Beasley

He the greatest dog in the world. He enjoys longs walks on the trail and digging holes. Humping Bretts leg is favorite activity.

whos that dog humping bretts leg?

beasley and brett gets off on it

by DirtyBrett July 7, 2010

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

the beast

act of sex in which one does doggy style while the receiver makes chewbacca noises while the other partner that is the giver is wearing a dog suit

Teeyona: omd Amber what is that noise coming from your room last night??
Amber: oh that was nothing
Teeyona:LIES i walked in and you were doing the BEAST with tim

by teenanaas November 30, 2009

The Beast

In Christian mythology, The Anti-Christ, who will be identified by having a 666 birthmark, as predicted in the Christian Bible's book of Revelations.

Woe to you O earth and sea, the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.

by Wolfgang von Snowden October 6, 2005

Riding the beast to the alter of sin

Party till you puke____

That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

gentle beast

A descriptive term for a docile member of the retarded species. Generally accompanied by a non-retarded guardian or handler these individuals, though often appearing calm and harmless, are not to be trusted with babies or sharp instruments.

Brendan and Ryan watched the Special Olympics and laughed heartily watching the gentle beasts parade past them.

by Mike P Kelly February 25, 2007