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Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009
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beardface

Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.
by mofee December 19, 2009
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beard oil

The cum that gets on tour beard after eating a girl out.
Damn girl, this is some stinky ass beard oil you have.
by Beard Oil November 15, 2016
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Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!
by Shapely December 7, 2010
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monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012
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Rapist Beard

Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?

-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012
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Rolling the Beady

Rolling a joint. From the Beady Eyes that come from smoking a marijuana joint.
Hurry up man!

Chill, I'm "Rolling the Beady".

Where's the sack? Let's roll a beady!!!
by OsmpOsmp May 14, 2009
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