Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Mojave backrub

the act of vomiting on the person sitting in the car seat in front of you; most commonly done while hungover, on the drive out of Las Vegas thru the Mojave Desert

"Can we slow down on these hills? I don't want to give anybody a Mojave backrub."

by Sunshine Baldwin June 16, 2013

alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet

Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america

by the123456 May 26, 2014

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.

Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015