alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011

Alaska

America's Hair Flowing in the Wind!!!

Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009

alaskan bear trap

the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her

Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?

by JoPo13 October 24, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline

When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.

My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

by Talleyrand McGonnagill September 17, 2008

Alaskan Paint Job

When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!

by harrybalsac October 23, 2011