Angry Dragon

An act of fellatio performed while wearing clothing, in this situation the lady has long hair. When the gentleman is feeling a climax approaching, he discreetly feeds the lady's hair through his belt loops. Upon a climax the said gentleman pulls the lady's hair all the way through his belt loops, there for trapping the lady in an open mouth position, forcing her to cough up semen from her nose, the act most likely angers the lady due to it being unexpected and never previously discussed by her partner.

-Did you go home with Leslie last night?
-Yes! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her!

by Cheddar_bomb December 29, 2008

Angry Dragon's Revenge

Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.

Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.

by Nutcracka January 6, 2010

the angry dolphin

having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!

Hunter so gave WOAH-livia the angry dolphin last night and he felt like he was in the ocean!

by Hunter and Olivia August 30, 2006

angry ice skater

skeet on the floor and push the girl into it causing her to slip and slide and hopefully fall.

I gave my girl friend an angry ice skater last night, she got mad.

by jonsmith June 11, 2006

Angry Jedi

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.

"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."

"OMGZZZZZ!"

by pattheog March 24, 2008

angry mexican

When having sex and your partner, be it male or female is about to orgasm, throw salsa in their eyes and kick them in the genitals.

I was thinking for Ryan's birthday I was going to bang Ryan from behind and give him the angry mexican.

by JB12 June 27, 2008

Angry Slap

When you are wanking and you cannot not climax you get so angry that you slap ur dick so hard

slap it and see...................

by carlo galeone March 16, 2005