Ali

A boy who loves having his butt played with. He loves using butt plugs on himself. He is rarely seen in public as he is too preoccupied in shoving objects up his arse.

Dammit we can't get Ali to come out anymore as he is always using his butt plug on himself.

by hot_dog69trololol November 24, 2021

Alys

An Alys is a pretty girl with bright eyes and a varying sense of style. She’s the life of the party who isn’t afraid to act wild yet she brings a sense of pride with her everywhere she goes. She has the love and support of all her friends, who she supports and cherishes just as much. Her laugh fills the room with joy and her random bursts of energy remind you of an excitable puppy. She’s a sentimental human with memories held in countless albums on her phone ready to flick through at a moments notice. To have an Alys as a friend is to have a loyal and trustworthy buddy ready to act as a crazy bestie or a therapy mum whenever you need it. To have an Alys as a sister is to be blessed with the best laughs and inside jokes, that you’ll remember for decades to come. To be an Alys is to be perfectly wonderful in every weird and wonderful way.

Girl: That Alys is really living her best life

Girl 2: Of course she is, she’s a real Alys after all!

by Annie Whitfield November 24, 2021

ali

idk shes this one girls sister she's okay ig🤨

"ali let's make a tiktok"
"hey ali wanna skip 3rd with me"

by amandeeznutz November 24, 2021

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.

Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.

by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025

ali

the flyest white girl

“ oh you know her?”

“yes ali, she’s so trim”

by van heusen March 22, 2025

Ali

Ali, an egotistical bastard who can't admit he is in the wrong. Plays off his flaws as a joke but proceeds to ridicule others for their flaws. Also have a robot wife. Degenerate in all forms

Man 1: Dude that guy is an ass!
Man 2: Right?.. He's an Ali.

by floatinglikeafly March 23, 2025