Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Alaskan Bullworm

When a man has Demonic Dick.

I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.

by Bougetto June 3, 2024

Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners

He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!

by Snowmanman June 27, 2024

Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.

Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.

by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024

Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.

"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024