April 8th

The day of rejection.

Matthew Wang got rejected by Chloe Jang on this fateful night.

Josh Song: APRIL 8TH!!!!
Matthew Wang: *cries*

by EverPlague June 13, 2023

April 3rd

is brightest star park seonghwa day!! best day in the whole universe, we love you seonghwa ⭐️ te amo mucho hwa eres lo mejor que existe ATINY te adora

X: what day is it today??
me: today is april 3rd IT’S PARK SEONGHWA DAY

by 0304hwa September 23, 2023

April 20

Craziest fucking day ever
Hitler was born
Columbine
Avicii died
Benny Hill died
420 day
Radium discovered

Man 1: I truly love the day April 20
April 20 man:
Man: He's right behind me, isn't he..

by subway572572 October 5, 2023

April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009