alternagay

Alternative gay. The homosexual version of an indie kid

Where do the alternagays hang out in London?

Oh, you want to visit Popstarz or Retro or something.

by Owen Blacker August 6, 2006

alternative facts

Bullshit.

Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.

Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.

by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017

Alta Loma High School

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous Rancho Cucamonga. It is where all the "COOL KIDS" go. filled with bros, blacks, preps, jocks, and the misfits with the platform boots! Its biggest rival is Los Osos High School and no matter what sport it is they have to get in a fight over it to see who is better. Alta Loma and Los Osos tag eachother up to prove what they call a point! Even though they are rivals and say they hate eachother, everybody that goes to Alta Loma are friends with the rich kids at Los Osos. Alta Loma is obsessed with their football program and would die for it if they had to. This high school is the first school in Rancho Cucamonga and if you dont go here or you make fun of it you better run cause these kids dont mess around!

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous 909

by Alta Loma High School January 16, 2008

Niggaz with Altitude

I saw Ice Cube on an airplane one time in New Jersey. I told him I was a big fan of Niggaz With Altitude.

I saw Ice Cube on an airplane one time in New Jersey. I told him I was a big fan of Niggaz With Altitude.

by Shread Fuxworthy August 22, 2011

Altruism

the deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others or the public interest.

Wow, that Steve McGuire really hooked us up on Yankee tickets. Talk about altruism!

by TOUROFAIL September 23, 2009