Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Alaskan Bullworm

When a man has Demonic Dick.

I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.

by Bougetto June 3, 2024

Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners

He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!

by Snowmanman June 27, 2024

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024

alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus

I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night

by RoastQueef August 4, 2024

Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.

girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no

by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024