Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021

alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.

Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 10, 2024

alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.

It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.

by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020

Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.

I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.

by Drletharga May 9, 2019