wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016

Wet Otter

A smell caused by the mixture of excess sweat and Old Spice deodorant. It is worse than poop

"I was sweating profusely, so I sprayed my shirt with Old Spice. It smelled like Wet Otter."

by YomiCooper3419 November 24, 2014

wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."

Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.

by 949Scott August 2, 2021

Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.

“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”

by JetMoose August 5, 2020

Wet Wallace

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.

by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021