A very plastic looking humanoid who does drugs in other peoples houses whom wears more makeup then a clown
by That one big prick November 23, 2021

At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.
"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."
by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020

Lauren is a wonderful and a overall fun person. She is very beautiful and her eyes are breathtaking. People love being around her because she is so amazing. Lauren's usually have very good looking hair and generally beautiful. She is also very strong being able to bench 500, 10 times for sets.
by anonymous October 6, 2021

Little angel with harry legs very kind. Loves to suck all cocks but narwhals cocks. As straight as a pipe and always a savage. Lauren pierces are young niggers.
by Young nugget May 21, 2017

by el:) November 23, 2021

A bitch who fucks around with way too many guys and crashed her '09 Malibu which she named to resemble Kim K. Also someone who fucks around with the 'good guys' who end up fucking her over every time no matter the person.
Did you hear about Lauren Pfleghaar last week? she just got fucked over by ANOTHER fuck boy. She deserved it.
by Alec Prokopenko May 30, 2018
