Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

kelly rutherford

hottest blondie ever. knows what the fuck to say for your heart to feel whole again.

kelly rutherford healed my life

by itsflo April 18, 2020

kelli berglund

Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.

someone: who's that girl?

other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.

someone: whoa she's gorgeous.

other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.

by what are words? June 2, 2020

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

kelly taylor

A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.

You are such a kelly taylor!

by Ronald guerrero March 23, 2019

Kelly

Kelly loves the water and bakeries.

Kelly from the Deli with a big fat belly

by Ghostbusters86 November 22, 2021

Kellie

A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.

"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."

by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019