adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
by Nolan Dean May 13, 2005
Get the defcon 5mug. by wawaosiopao February 16, 2021
Get the 5:53mug. National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
by crippled4lifepolarbear December 4, 2019
Get the December 5mug. some hip-hop guys... they got some pretty nice tracks, like 'a day at the races', thats my favorite one. but of course, its the only track of theirs that i've heard so of course it's my favorite.
by karl July 8, 2004
Get the jurassic 5mug. by uglywh0re__ December 5, 2020
Get the 5 decembermug. A heads up offered by a look out that an invidual not down with, adapted to acceptance of, or directly invovled with the groups illegal activity, such as the buying or selling of illegal drugs, is approaching. The invidual is a stranger and without right or reason to be there, even if the place is public, as it is gang territory.
5 0 call is offered without regard to whether the stranger is or is not a member of law enforcement; it is determined soley on trust i.e. whether that person is cool in the cultural sense, not the popular sense.
5 0 call is offered without regard to whether the stranger is or is not a member of law enforcement; it is determined soley on trust i.e. whether that person is cool in the cultural sense, not the popular sense.
Example 1: A citizen walks through an area of illegal activity where they don't live or are not know.
The look out yells, "5 0 fool."
The look out yells, "5 0 fool."
by Fred Flinkerstone July 1, 2008
Get the 5 0mug.