A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
by anonymous December 5, 2024
Get the Lake Washington Highmug. by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
Get the High tech Speed Bumpmug. The greatest high school in Jersey City. Also it’s one person named Yardan Dawg, he’s chill dawg. Also someone else named Patrick Dawg, he’s cute dawg. Oh yeah btw my sister named Shyntee is the best cheerleader.
by Patxpluckable September 21, 2021
Get the Snyder High Schoolmug. Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022
Get the Bishop Kearney High Schoolmug. A high school in northern Michigan quickly becoming a school full of alcoholic rejects and mass juul fags, it’s a place of retarded math teachers and sexual science teachers, and a place were people prolly have sex in the trans bathroom
oh shit, have you seen the bathrooms of harbor springs high school, the kids piss on the floor and shit in the sink
by Fatdickboy February 29, 2020
Get the harbor springs high schoolmug. On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
Get the Mile-high blumpkinmug. this is when you experience a high feeling, while you constantly think about emma and talk to her. the amazing beautiful emma
by bruhman1233 June 19, 2022
Get the high on emmamug.