Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
by jezzabezz July 21, 2010
Get the one on me timemug. by Bubble gurl1516 April 1, 2023
Get the Discrete pick memug. When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.
Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.
I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jizzcuse me babe...
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jizzcuse me babe...
by 0litr0 August 24, 2018
Get the jizzcuse memug. "Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."
"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."
"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."
by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025
Get the rip me a pugmug. Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.
Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.
Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.
THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"
by Hym Iam September 18, 2023
Get the Me Too'dmug. Stupidity, sadness, and procrastination. I hate you, you and you but I love you. aight imma go rethink my life choices and stuff that never matters. I'm allowed to dream.
by why do i exsist November 4, 2019
Get the memug. by kurpluthy June 10, 2025
Get the Me when i liemug.