A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
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I survived West Branch high school
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Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams
Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football
You- We all fucking know
Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football
You- We all fucking know
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The antithesis of Ace's High is The 'Nam. Naturally.
The antithesis of Ace's High is The 'Nam. Naturally.
Dickey: Wasn't your great great grandpappy a fighter pilot?
Mitch: Hell yes he was! He always shared stories about his Ace's High experiences during the Battle of Britain. Always said it helped him kick his heroin habit.
Dickey: Hm. I should join some African air carrier. Or Spirit Airlines...
Mitch: Hell yes he was! He always shared stories about his Ace's High experiences during the Battle of Britain. Always said it helped him kick his heroin habit.
Dickey: Hm. I should join some African air carrier. Or Spirit Airlines...
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too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.
speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.
Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH
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